У меня в Твиттере есть фолловер, который порой пишет очень забавные посты.
Не могу не выложить его подборку про потребление алкоголя. Довольно очевидно, но, всё равно, забавно.
Если вы сможете это прочитать, поблагодарите учителя (или переводчик).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Thor.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause U 2 tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want 2 SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.